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"Laughter is the best medicine" - an old saying, and we do believe it helps.
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"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine."
Lord Byron
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and your nose gets red and stuffy, then your eyelids swell up." It's not an attractive look.
*According to Michael Miller, M.D., the director of preventive cardiology at the University of Maryland Medical Center in Baltimore, laughter causes the tissue that forms the inner lining of blood vessels to expand and increase blood flow. Researchers also found that mental stress can cause an unhealthy narrowing of blood vessels - a condition that can lead to or contribute to heart disease.
Other than falling off your chair or getting a stitch in your side, laughing won't hurt you. Giggle your way into a ripe old age.
Want to prolong your life? Keep a good sense of humor, and . . .
Watch funny comedy shows and old movies
Read funny stories and humorous jokes
Try to avoid overly serious or stern people
Try and find the humor in everyday things
Share the laughter with others - it's contagious
Tell the people you love that you love them, improve everybody's mood
Forgive and try to forget
Keep learning
Enjoy the simple things life has to offer
Cherish your health - if it's good, keep it, if not, find natural ways to improve it
Be kind to everyone you meet, each person is fighting some kind of battle
Don't take guilt trips, go on a hiking trip or a tropical island, but don't go where guilt is
Spend time with light-hearted friends and family
Look at life through a child's eyes
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NY Times Classic Crossword Puzzle
The following funny comments are Thanx to -- NFA -- from way back when . . .Natural Food Associates (NFA) was formed in Atlanta, Texas in 1953, to help connect scattered organic growers with fledgling markets for organically grown foods.
HOW NOT TO FARM
The Letter . . . .
"Dear Mr. Ag Secretary:
My friend, Mort Wilson received a check for $1,000 from the government for not raising hogs. So I want to get into the "not raising hogs" business next year. What I want to know is, in your opinion, what is the best type of farm to not raise hogs on, and what is the best breed of hogs not to raise?
If I get $1,000 for not raising 50 hogs, will I get $2,000 for not raising 100 hogs? I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down to about 4,000 "not raised" hogs, which will give me $80,000 income the first year. Then I can afford an airplane.
Now, another thing: These hogs I will not raise will not eat 100,000 bushels of corn. I understand that you also pay farmers for not raising corn and wheat. Will I qualify for payments for not raising wheat and corn not to feed the 4,000 hogs I am not going to raise?
I am also considering not milking cows, so please send me information on that, too.
In view of these circumstances, I understand that the government will consider me totally unemployed, so I plan to file for unemployment and food stamps.
Sincerely Yours, Mort Wilson"
Thanx to the Natural Food Associates for this priceless letter - and funny comments - circa 1989
Funny Comments from various Church Bulletins
Thank Goodness for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
Whether you are religious or not - attend a church of any denomination ,or not. We hope you will find the humor in the church bulletin bloopers ! below.
"Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you."
"Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons."
"The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy."
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